SIXTY-NINE PENISES

Long, short, thick and thin … penises hang between men’s legs in a dazzling variety of shapes, sizes and colors. Some are hairy, some are shaven. Some are adorably innocent, others are dark and brooding. Some have foreskins, others don’t. Simply put, penises are part of the male persona.

These pictures are a small sampling of guys that submitted their pictures to Drop Your Pants. They represent men from every country and nationality.

If you don’t know what your guy looks like, odds are he looks like one of the guys pictured above. Rest assured he’s proud of his penis and is most likely looking forward to sharing it with you. If you’ve wondered what the guy in the office looks like, or the man next door, or most any guy you see walking down the street, chances are his is also much like one of these. Mine certainly is, and if you are a guy, probably yours too.

The penis represents one of Mother Nature’s grandest designs. Compared to the dramatic beauty of a rose, a penis can’t be described as esthetically pretty, but to look at one is a powerful indeed. Powerful in the sense the visual impact can change your body chemistry and set off flights of fantasy that will make you forget about virtually everything else. If you are a nudist, you see penises as part of a human male’s physical personality, to be appreciated as we appreciate the color of his eyes, his smile, his hands or shoulders. Why our society has cast this part of the male body as vulgar or indecent, you’ll not find the answer here. All I can say is it’s a shame so many people refuse to appreciate the male form in it’s entirety.

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Everybody Has One

Like cabinet knobs in a home improvement store, anuses come in an amazing variety. Much of our lives they stay hidden, even when we’re naked, out of sight out of mind.

See the The Ninth Gate … Our Naughty Erogenous Zone.

Many people see an anus as a necessary evil, a taboo part of the human body that has no place in conversations or intimate human interaction. For others the anus is a natural wonder, a source of irresistible mystery, an erotic temptation that should play a role in every intimate encounter. They see the anus as a source of pleasure and visual delight.

Due to its close proximity, your anus adds an intriguing dimension to your genitals. It makes that area of your body a little naughtier, therefore a little more compelling given the directives of human nature. With a partner, you wonder what it’s like to touch it, to push your finger through it, to look at it closer, to taste it. If you’re a man, you wonder what it’s like to fuck him or her there.

Unless your cheeks are prone to yaw open when you bend over, it takes some effort to expose your anus. You can lie on your back and draw your legs up, or you can squat, but still you may have to do a little cheek spreading. Can you think of anything more intimate?

It also takes an effort to keep your anus clean and smelling agreeable (agreeable being in the nostrils of the beholder). After a trip to the toilet you’re likely to suffer a condition that no one would find agreeable, that is unless you live in Europe or another country where people use bidets.

Many Americans have never seen one. For them anal hygiene begins and ends with a few swipes with tissue. Our culture simply hasn’t been introduced to better ways to keep our anuses clean. In the illustration, the nozzle at the bottom of the bidet will squirt water on the woman’s anus when she turns it on. She’ll then pull up her panties and walk out of the restroom fresh as a daisy.

Interested in knowing more?

Perhaps you’re not interested because of the cost of installing a bidet, or maybe you don’t have room. No problem. The picture above is my bathroom. For forty dollars I added a bidet from Amazon to my toilet. It is unobtrusive, works like a charm and got hundreds of glowing reviews from people that will never again suffer a tainted anus.

Take a look at the variety of bidets on Amazon here.

Here is a closer view. It comes with all the necessary parts and is easily installed by anyone in twenty minutes. Under the lid, a nozzle with a deadly accurate aim discreetly protrudes downward at the back of the bowl. The jet of water is turned on and controlled by the dial at the left of the picture. I’m not sure how I ever lived without it.

If you didn’t click the Amazon link and order your bidet, the very least you can do is pick up a package of wet wipes and put it next to your toilet. They are very effective after an initial use of tissue. There are several brands and they are available at any supermarket. Europeans aren’t the only ones on the planet that should have fresh clean anuses.

Enough of that. Here’s a look at more anuses. Continue reading

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A Man, His Penis and a Camera

Almost all men have a certain affinity with their penises. Andy is no exception.

No matter his level of modesty, in private guys find ways to enjoy that little dangler between his legs.

If he’s proud of it a man will enjoy looking at himself in the mirror. He might even take some pictures of it. If he wants to demonstrate to the the world that a man’s body is nothing to be ashamed of, that a penis is nothing more than a natural part of his body, he might even send the pictures to a web site like Enlightened Male to be posted on the Internet.

Andy is a 50 year old, trim, attractive man. I know because he sent me complete pictures of himself. They won’t be shown here for reasons you probably understand. Like most of us, Andy far too modest for that.

Though Andy has an average (and I might say very appealing) size penis, he thinks it’s to small! Here he’s using a banana to give you some perspective. (He says it was a small banana.) Goes to show how today’s size matters culture has affected beautiful men. You might add your comment to let him know that he should get rid of that unnecessary baggage. He’s a good 5 1/2 inches fully erect.

Andy has a terrific foreskin. In a flaccid state, his foreskin hangs off the end a little, which many guys (and girls) find appealing. His foreskin even covers his glans when he’s fully erect, though it is inclined to be stretched pretty thin and his glans will be trying to push out.

Here’s a closeup of Andy’s foreskin. Note how the veins run all the way to the end. This is part of what makes the foreskin itself so sensitive, which is what those of us are missing if we were circumcised.

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Anatomy of Man

Maturity comes with wisdom and knowledge; for some it also comes with new adventures. Alan’s current adventure is seeing himself on the Internet. He is an Englishman, 61 years old. He is showing us the beauty of middle age’s winter years.

Every part of a man’s body can be part of the mutual intimacy between a man and a woman, or two men. The hollows of Alan’s underarms are shaved though no less arousing,  perhaps even more so. He has no hair but a good many adorable freckles.

Broad shoulders, a V shaped torso, a well-shaped fleshy buttocks comprise the physical poetry of a man, elements that set imaginations sailing.

Alan is straight, basically … a happily married man. He is also imaginative and has a healthy curiosity. He enjoys posing for the camera, plus the pictures give him a better idea of how other people see him.

When I ask him if he had a same-sex fantasy, he said:

“Strip down each other, shower together, shave each other totally smooth, masturbate each other, maybe oil each other and sunbathe together.”

This is a pose that leaves little doubt whether you are looking at a man or a woman, a position that often affects an observer’s body chemistry, not to mention the fact that it sets up an aura of mystery. It’s a pose men certainly appreciate, as do perhaps a good many women.

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As a very young man Alan was self-conscious about his body in the locker room because he had no pubic hair. He fretted over being looked at. That changed when his pubic hair finally appeared. Now he enjoys being caught in someone’s gaze.

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Down There

Drama. Mysterious. Naughty. Taboo. These are words that can be associated with the human anus.

You are lying on your belly with your lover between your legs. You feel your cheeks being pulled open. You know he or she is looking at your anus, contemplating its individual characteristics. You are involved in perhaps the most intimate act two people can experience together.

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