On Their Bikes, Off With Their Clothes

naked bike ridingNaked Bike Riding

They collect in a shaded park or a vacant parking lot in the morning. It’s time to get their bikes ready and take off their clothes. First timers may be a little apprehensive, especially those new to public nudity. Those that have ridden before are invigorated by the thrill of doing it again.

naked bike ridingThe women on whole are likely to be a bit more modest than the men. Most will go topless, though some leave their panties on. Men, generally proud of their penises, suffer fewer reservations about letting it all hang out.

naked bike ridingTheir age, body weight, occupation or penis size doesn’t matter. They are all human replete with their own particular flaws. All that is required is a sense of humor and a desire for a little adventure, a yearning inside to try something new, something unconventional and daring.

naked bike ridingNaked bike riding … the women’s breasts sway under their own weight as the ladies lean over the handlebars. large small and in between, nipples of different colors and shapes, a treat you don’t get to witness everyday, not to mention all those round asses and hips and lovely cracks that offer up delightful hints of female mystery.

The men’s penises shrink and retract endearingly as they sit on the saddle, resting with a sense of security on a familiar pair of testicles. Those with larger penises less prone to retract will have them hanging down between their legs, bobbling gloriously as they peddle. As the day passes, as you marvel at the various sizes and shapes, you never tire of checking them out.

naked bike ridingAs the collection of humanity rides through the streets, smiling and grinning in fluid motion, throngs often line the curbside snapping pictures. The nude cyclists passing in mass is a delight to behold, many of the spectators fantasizing about being among them, if only they had had the nerve to join them, if only they had know.

They are the ones enjoying life, daring to be bold, setting aside their long held reservations. They are the pioneers of the twenty-first century, the ones that take chances, the ones that challenge themselves on new paths unexplored. They are the ones that recognize we are all human, that we come in all shapes and sizes, rich and poor, fat and thin, young and old, equals all on a day spent on their bikes with no clothes. They are the ones that know our bodies are beautiful and natural, that it’s the simple things we enjoy that make life worth living.

It’s a study of how we visualize our bodies. Some of us shave our pubic hair, men and women alike. Some of us leave our pubic hair natural and we stand out with those dark triangles of hair below our bellies. Some of the men trim their pubic hair down to a thin geometrical Continue reading

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Pedaling Naked

For those who know the joy of riding a bicycle, feeling the breeze in your face, feeling your muscles at work and in tune with the machine, watching the road pass beneath your front wheel, you can imagine the thrill of naked bike riding.

The World Naked Ride, an event that attracts unexpected numbers, perhaps an event that has come to your city. They gather in parks and parking lots, pump up their tires and take off their clothes. Through city streets lined with onlookers they go, countless cameras and cell phones snapping pictures. The common thread: they’re naked and they’re smiling.

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On Their Bikes … Our Female Companions

I’ve been remiss by not including women on this series, when they clearly make an important part of the whole, the daring, adventurous and intriguing women that don’t hesitate to get out of their clothes and mount a bike right along with the men. They are the kind of women I like to know, not to mention they are a beautiful sight to behold as they peddle along the byways in front of countless picture-taking onlookers, their curves a delightful contrast to the geometrical lines of the bicycle, their breasts swaying in all shapes and sizes, their shapely butts jiggling over every jarring bump in the road.

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On Their Bikes … Nine

This is one of my favorite series. For one thing these carefree images show that men come in all shapes and sizes, as do their penises. These images show the spirit of men, their sense of adventure, their sense of humor, their natural disposition to body acceptance. Few exercises are healthier, or more wholesome, or less stressful to your mind and body than bike riding. What could be more fun than getting rid of your clothes and joining a throng of free-spirited naked cyclists.

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Refreshing

Biker’s get naked for Earth Day

By Christopher Crosby in the Maine Campus

As the sun glinted off of assembled bikes, the air ripe with the smell of drying paint and the scents of spring, a slight breeze carried trills of nervous laughter and ruffled through shirts and pants scattered haphazardly on the packed dirt road.

Around me, belt and bra buckles unclasped in unison and fell to the ground.

I hesitated, looking around at the 50 plus people in various states of undress and, taking a deep breath, I removed the last vestiges of my modesty.

For nature and journalism, I was prepared to do my part.

Whether loved or hated, the much-anticipated naked Earth Day bike ride, a University of Maine tradition, was back again.

Dating back to 1970, April 22 sees celebrations on campus of International Mother Earth Day, as it is recognized by the United Nations.

Embracing the all-natural spirit, I joined other brave souls to bare all for the planet. Disrobing, we smeared ourselves in green paint — some applying lotion to keep themselves sleek and shiny.

I arrived at the determined meeting point — the out-of-the-way intersection of Grove Street and Allagash Road — panting for breath. My trusty steed, a relic of a bicycle with two flat tires, seemed inadequate. I was sure I would end up separated from the group.

Trying to shake my trepidation, Amy M-, one of the event’s organizers, said it was the largest showing of nude bikers she had seen in her three rides.

“It’s great every year,” she said. “It’s liberating.”

Bryan Mayo, a relaxed three-year naked ride veteran and co-organizer for this year’s event, described what would be the worst-case scenario.

“Falling off your bike,” Mayo said. “It’s the only rule we really have: If one person goes down, we all wait.”

After clothes are removed and collected in a volunteer’s car, the crew sets off. John V- and Robert K- — struck by a touch of genius and wielding the shaft of a vuvuzela — lashed a chair to a platform and pulled the contraption behind a bike chariot-style.

The most adventuresome of the lot — a unicyclist whose wheel was adorned with a paper reconstruction of the earth — boldly peddled in the front of the line.

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