Nicholas Seraph Reed … Male Extraordinaire

When Mother Nature designed most of us, she had already had a long day. Our DNA got slapped together somewhat haphazardly. Wrong nose, hips too wide, too fat or thin, not tall enough, penis too small, skin a little pale, or maybe a blemish got put in the wrong place. None of that happened when Mother Nature worked on Nicholas Reed.

No, for Nicolas Mother Nature was in a very good mood, setting out with a fresh start to a new day to design a virtually perfect man. Look over these images … see if you can spot one thing you would change.

So the dictionary is full of words that would be appropriate, words like striking, statuesque, hung, magnificent … you get the idea.

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Look at those amazing dimples above his hips … Mother Nature didn’t overlook even the slightest detail. Hmm, so Nicholas has no physical flaws. I don’t know anything about him, maybe he’s got a rotten personality, who knows. He reminds me of how they’ve defined us economically here in the U.S.: you’re either in the top 1% or the bottom 99%. Nicholas is in the top 1% of an entirely different group … the beautiful people.

The boots serve to enhance Nicholas’ masculinity … call it overkill.

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Too bad we can’t all look this good in this pose. The phallus, symbolized here like a proud eagle surveying its territory. Ever heard of a small bird peeking out of it’s nest? Continue reading