Emma Thompson Likes Getting Naked

From the Huffington Post UK

British actress Emma Thompson was left red-faced when cops arrived at her holiday home to investigate reports of a naked intruder as witnesses had mistaken the star for a nude man.

The Oscar winner was enjoying a break at her remote property in Scotland when police officers arrived at her door and warned her that neighbours had seen a nude man lurking on her estate.

However, Thompson’s daughter Gaia soon realised the naked intruder they had seen was actually her mother as she had been skinny-dipping in a nearby river at the time of the sighting.

Thompson tells U.K. TV host Jonathan Ross, “(The police officer) said, ‘Oh, hello, I’m sorry to bother you… but we’ve just had someone ring up to say that you’ve had an intruder on your land.’

“Picturing immediately an axe man behind a bush, I said, ‘Really, when? What sort of an intruder?’ ‘Well,’ he said, ‘There was a dog walker coming up through the path, saw a naked man, about 50 years old, coming through your field’. And I was really worried, it was terrifying.

Not Emma Thompson

 ”From behind me, on the stairs, Gaia, in her PJs (pyjamas), was going, ‘Wasn’t that about the time that you came up from the river, mum?’ Because behind the house there’s a field and a pond. And there’s sheep in the field, but they don’t mind if I walk up naked.

“And I thought, ‘Oh my God, oh my God’. Making the connection, I could see the same thing happening to the policeman. And I could see him, as he backed off, and I was thinking, ‘He’s going to go back to the station and he’s going to say, ‘You see that Emma Thompson? Her t**s must be so low that from a distance they read as testicles.’

“I nearly lifted up my nightie to show that they’re not that bad.”

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Clothes Free and Loving the Feel of Fresh Air

I love posting photographs of nudists, recalling my own clothes-free adventures and seeing others enjoy the natural harmony of their bodies in the sun and fresh air. It’s surprising that a greater percentage of our population doesn’t enjoy one of life’s great simple pleasures. The sense of freedom is amazing.

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Biker’s get naked for Earth Day

By Christopher Crosby in the Maine Campus

As the sun glinted off of assembled bikes, the air ripe with the smell of drying paint and the scents of spring, a slight breeze carried trills of nervous laughter and ruffled through shirts and pants scattered haphazardly on the packed dirt road.

Around me, belt and bra buckles unclasped in unison and fell to the ground.

I hesitated, looking around at the 50 plus people in various states of undress and, taking a deep breath, I removed the last vestiges of my modesty.

For nature and journalism, I was prepared to do my part.

Whether loved or hated, the much-anticipated naked Earth Day bike ride, a University of Maine tradition, was back again.

Dating back to 1970, April 22 sees celebrations on campus of International Mother Earth Day, as it is recognized by the United Nations.

Embracing the all-natural spirit, I joined other brave souls to bare all for the planet. Disrobing, we smeared ourselves in green paint — some applying lotion to keep themselves sleek and shiny.

I arrived at the determined meeting point — the out-of-the-way intersection of Grove Street and Allagash Road — panting for breath. My trusty steed, a relic of a bicycle with two flat tires, seemed inadequate. I was sure I would end up separated from the group.

Trying to shake my trepidation, Amy M-, one of the event’s organizers, said it was the largest showing of nude bikers she had seen in her three rides.

“It’s great every year,” she said. “It’s liberating.”

Bryan Mayo, a relaxed three-year naked ride veteran and co-organizer for this year’s event, described what would be the worst-case scenario.

“Falling off your bike,” Mayo said. “It’s the only rule we really have: If one person goes down, we all wait.”

After clothes are removed and collected in a volunteer’s car, the crew sets off. John V- and Robert K- — struck by a touch of genius and wielding the shaft of a vuvuzela — lashed a chair to a platform and pulled the contraption behind a bike chariot-style.

The most adventuresome of the lot — a unicyclist whose wheel was adorned with a paper reconstruction of the earth — boldly peddled in the front of the line.

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Nude Theater Going

Nudity on stage – but how about off?

From the Guardian.co.uk

A ‘clothing-optional’ performance in Toronto suggests theatres should reach out to non-traditional audiences – naturists included.

You’ve probably heard this piece of advice dished out to a nervous performer before: to relax, picture the audience naked. Last week, however, actors Maev Beaty and Erin Shields went one step further – and actually performed in front of a naked audience. In what may be a theatrical first, they held a special clothing-optional performance of their play Montparnasse at Toronto’s Theatre Passe Muraille.

 

“I would say the advice should probably be rewritten,” Beaty joked to me over the weekend, confessing that, rather than relaxing her, all the naked flesh reflecting the footlights briefly made her self-conscious. “It was like a whitey-pink wall facing us. It was incredible.” Since the end of the 1960s, nudity has been a fairly common sight on stage, from Hair to Ian McKellen’s King Lear. Nudity in the audience, however, has remained the kind of thing that gets you arrested – as Pee Wee Herman learned.

 

Thursday night’s groundbreaking performance of Beaty and Shields’s acclaimed two-woman show about nude life-models in 1920s Paris was the result of some creative thinking about how to get bums in seats – literally, as it turned out. Wanting to reach out beyond Toronto’s usual theatre-going crowd, Groundwater Productions and Theatre Passe Muraille targeted all sorts of niche audiences: models, art students and, by programming two performances with American Sign Language interpretation, the city’s deaf community.

 

But the most unconventional idea was the brainchild of producer Gideon Arthurs: since Montparnasse is such a flesh-friendly show – the two actors are frequently nude as their characters pose for the likes of Picasso, Chagall, Pascin and Soutine – why not invite naturists to a private performance? Bare Oaks Family Naturist Park helped the theatre company out by creating a Facebook group, and soon naturists were buying tickets from as far afield as Ottawa, Ontario, and across the border in Buffalo, New York.

 

Eventually news of the clothing-optional performance leaked out to the general public on Twitter, where many mistook it for an early April Fool’s joke. “Seriously? Who’s paying to steam-clean the chairs afterwards?” tweeted local dramaturge Toby Mallone aka @shksprn. (It turns out that naturists don’t want to sit their naked bottoms down on dirty, public theatre seats either. “It was a BYOT event – bring your own towel,” Beaty explained to me.) Judging by the comments made to the actors and online, Thursday’s naturist spectators – atypical not only because they were nude, but because they were 80% male and not regular theatregoers – really appreciated being made to feel at home.

 

And that’s ultimately the lesson others independent theatre companies may want to take from Montparnasse’s experiment. As the near-capacity crowd proved, reaching out to non-traditional theatregoers – nudists or not – is a smart move. What other untapped, if not necessarily undressed, groups are out there just waiting to be welcomed into the theatre?