Men in Speedos

If a guy’s belly and love-handles hang over his waistline, I can understand why he might shy away from wearing a Speedo.  But what about the skinnier guys?  What’s up with those baggy outfits that sag down to the knees?  How do you swim in them?  Obvious isn’t it, male indoctrination, American style.  Never mind how comfortable they are, or sexy, or the fact they make swimming so much more pleasant . . . “real” men would never be caught dead in a Speedo.  Too bad.

Yellow Speedos

Yellow Speedos

When I lived in New Mexico, one of many memorable experiences was having a governor like Gary Johnson.  A thoughtful, logical man, he never shied away from speaking his mind, no matter how politically unpopular his position might be.  I have never admired a politician more.  He wasn’t afraid to sanction the legalization of drugs (he believed people either will or will not use drugs whether they are legal or not, and that the war on drugs only plays into the hands of criminals), nor was he afraid to get out and do a little jogging in his Speedo. (Sorry, no picture of the Governor.)

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If you can’t swim nude the next best thing is a Speedo.

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